The things they say...

Upon seeing a bruise on my back...
Ellee: 'Oh mama! What happened?'
'I fell.'
'Oh you fell down the stairs!'
'No I fell when we were swimming last week.'
'Oh..Okay. Papa spanked you!'

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 Driving through the Wisconsin dells, we see tonnes of water slides and amusement park rides.
Ellee " (SHRIEKS of magnificent proportions) (covers mouth) OH MY GOODNESS!!! (SHRIEKS of magnificent proportions)"

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Ellee come down for breakfast. Teddy bear in tow.
Walks into the kitchen, still half asleep, then Gasps!!
'What?'
"Mama! I tooted!"